March 2012
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My birthday is a month from today.
Happy almost-birthday to me :)
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Into the Woods
They told her not to go into the woods. They told her it wasn’t safe. “The Wolf lives in the woods,” they said. But their protests only encouraged her. She wanted the danger the Wolf would bring. She needed it.
At dusk one Autumn evening she headed toward the tree line, toward the wolf. She drew the hood of her red cape to hide her face from the prying eyes of passersby. As she...
Bookstores are the most valuable destination for the lonely, given the numbers...
– Alain de Botton (via harmony)
I need a distraction. Please.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
The one thing which we seek with insatiable desire is to forget ourselves, to be...
– R.W. Emerson, Circles (via invisiblestories)
In Arab popular traditions, there’s a belief that if a manuscript were to be...
– Anton Shammas, “The Drowned Library” (via nelmezzodelcammin)
Peeta: Katniss
Peeta: I'm in love with you
Peeta: Now let me sing you the song of my people
Peeta: CURRY ON MY WAYWARD BUNNNNN
Peeta: THERE'LL BE TOAST WHEN YOU ARE DONE
Peeta: LAY YOUR WEARY BREAD TO REST
Peeta: DON'T YOU RYE NO MORE
Normal TV writers/creators plugging their show: hey guys new episode tonight hope you tune in you're great fans x
Moffat & Gatiss: HEY INTERNET GUESS WHAT WHEN YOU WATCH THE NEW EPISODE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED FOREVER DANCE MONKEYS DANCE LOOK AT YOU ALL FLAILING HAHAHA HERE IS A FOREBODING QUOTE OR TWO FROM ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE NOW WE WILL MOCK YOU FURTHER BY TWEETING EACH OTHER IN THAT FRUSTRATINGLY SMUG WAY THAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY LOVE HAHA SUFFER FOREVER CHANCES ARE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THIS EPISODE DID YOU KNOW THAT HUH HUH HUH DID YOU HAHAH PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN TROLOLOLOL DID YOU KNOW OUR FAVOURITE THING IS WHEN YOU ARE ALL SOBBING FOREVER OVER OUR SHOW PLEASE EXCUSE US WHILE WE SIT BACK AND WATCH YOU ALL COMBUST FROM OUR GLORIOUS CREATION 9pm BBC One.
HEY RACIST HUNGER GAMES "FANS" PLEASE STOP BEING...
hannahlouwhoo:
attilee:
finlidan:
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No seriously, fuck people who think Rue’s skin color is a ‘problem’. The problem is your ideals, not the color of a character’s skin.
Basically.
Amazing.
Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
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